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1.Returning from a golf outing, my husband was greeted at the door by Sara, our four-year-old daughter. "Daddy, who won the golf game? You or Uncle Richie?"

"Uncle Richie and I don't play golf to win," my husband hedged. "We just play to have fun."

Undaunted, Sare said, "Okay, Daddy, who had more fun?"
 
丈夫打完高尔夫球回来,我们四岁的女儿莎拉在门口迎了上去。“爸爸,谁赢了高尔夫球比赛,是你还是理查叔叔?”

“我和理查叔叔打高尔夫球不是为赢,”丈夫推诿说。“我们打球只是为了开心而已。”

莎拉毫不气馁,又问:“那么,爸爸,谁玩的更开心呢?”
2.A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach. "Well, sit down and eat your tea," said his mother. "Your stomach's hurting because it's empty. It'll be all right when you've got something in it."

Shortly afterwards Dad come in from the office, complaining of a headache.

"That's because it's empty," said his bright son. "You'd be all right if you had something in it."
 
一个男孩放学回家时,觉得肚子痛。“来,坐下,吃点点心,”妈妈说,“你肚子痛是因为肚子是空的。吃点东西就会好的。”

一会儿,男孩的爸爸下班回家了,说是头痛。 论文联盟WwW.LWlM.com

“你头痛是因为你的脑袋是空的,”他那聪明的儿子说,“里面装点东西,就会好的。”

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